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Location: Hamilton, Ontatio

Jesus Fucking Christ You're Dumb.

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You should stop living.

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Updated: 10/27/09 8:59 PM 0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Merry Xmas

Posted by GuitarSmuggler Dec. 22, 2008 @ 2:44 PM EST

& Happy 2009!

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Updated: 12/30/08 11:50 PM 2 comments | Comments disabled | Share this!
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Italo Disco

Posted by GuitarSmuggler Nov. 10, 2008 @ 6:43 PM EST

Get in the kitchen.

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Updated: 12/18/08 10:28 PM 5 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Hey baby can you bleed like me?

Posted by GuitarSmuggler Oct. 19, 2008 @ 12:04 PM EDT

Hey baby can you bleed like me?

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Avalanche is sullen and too thin
She starves herself to rid herself of sin
And the kick is so divine when she sees bones beneath her skin
And she says:
Hey baby can you bleed like me?
C'mon baby can you bleed like me

Chris is all dressed up and acting coy
Painted like a brand new Christmas toy
He's trying to figure out if he's a girl or he's a boy
He says:
Hey baby can you bleed like me?
C'mon baby can you bleed like me

Doodle takes Dad's scissors to her skin
And when she does relief comes setting in
While she hides the scars she's making underneath her pretty clothes
She sings:
Hey baby can you bleed like me?
C'mon baby can you bleed like me

Therapy is Speedie's brand new drug
Dancing with the devil's past has never been too fun
It's better off than trying to take a bullet from a gun
And she cries:
Hey baby can you bleed like me?
C'mon baby can you bleed like me

JT gets all fucked up in some karaoke bar
After two drinks he's a loser after three drinks he's a star
Getting all nostalgic as he sings "I Will Survive"
Hey baby can you bleed like me?
C'mon baby can you bleed like me
Hey baby can you bleed like me?
Oh, c'mon baby can you bleed like me

You should see my scars
You should see my scars
You should see my scars
You should see my scars

And try to comprehend that which you'll never comprehend
Try to comprehend that which you'll never comprehend
Just try to comprehend that which you'll never comprehend
Try to comprehend that which you'll never comprehend

You should see my scars
You should see my scars

Updated: 10/19/08 12:47 PM 7 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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I kissed a girl

Posted by GuitarSmuggler Jul. 24, 2008 @ 2:02 PM EDT

and i liked it

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Updated: 07/24/08 2:25 PM 19 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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I think you might enjoy this game

Posted by GuitarSmuggler Jul. 23, 2008 @ 6:53 PM EDT

I was lurking around on the internet when I stumbled upon a game that redefines the gaming experience. That game is called 4Chan Fandango. The graphics don't beat those of professional studios, but the gameplay is where this gem really shines. Due to the loose controls, unbridled freedom, and innovative design, the game captures your attention and refuses to let it go. Personally, I've almost finished the game and I can say that I enjoyed every second that I played. Before I attempt to finish this epic game, I'm going to lock my door and hang up a sign on it that reads: "Door's closed, due to 4Chan Fandango."

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Make a New News Post

Posted by GuitarSmuggler Jun. 26, 2008 @ 4:01 PM EDT

It's new.

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M-bot is a fucking spammer

Posted by GuitarSmuggler Jun. 2, 2008 @ 4:10 PM EDT

I DON"T WANT TO GO THROUGH ALL HIS PMS

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Updated: 06/02/08 4:34 PM 10 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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wtf?

Posted by GuitarSmuggler Apr. 26, 2008 @ 5:14 PM EDT

mouthwash wtf?

P.S. bend over faggot

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Updated: 05/24/08 2:55 PM 22 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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look

Posted by GuitarSmuggler Apr. 15, 2008 @ 9:56 PM EDT

i can pretend im someone else too.

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